Thursday, February 22, 2007

Computer Finally Reveals the Answer to Being

This is what blog text will look like when you are descumming your computer setup:


`-5`

2345-+0
-+

I say that that makes about as much sense as any religion here on earth, as "the answer." Actually really surprised at all the numbers, I was cleaning the keyboard but if you take a look at things the numbers protect the letters, or another, more boring way to look at it is, we use the letters much more often on a keyboard.

So the logic follows: we clean 20% of that that we actually use 80% of the time, and we clean 80% of the periphery that we use less than 20% of the time. And a huge WOW! My mouse, flatscreen, and crumbcatcher are so nice and clean; it feels better.

Did I mention that laser tag is cool? I have this great bruise on my arm from hiting a wall at 90 on a ramp chasing two 10-year-old little girls, defending BLUE base. They retreated.

And did I mention that, if you choose not to take laser tag seriously, you are basically a nerd running down the hallway with a laser pointer? Seems to me a perfect fit for corporate gaming. Made the reco, we'll see.

Any of you hinterland techies that deal with this blog admin need any geeky scientists? Particularly in Phoenix, great hotbed of biotech starting.

Smoke the bitches,
Mox

2 comments:

Schlarg said...

With a rockin' name like Moxie, you've got to have your own peanut butter brand. Easy now with the heavy whipping cream, it hurts my eyes when the pile gets too big.

Moxie Rose said...

Oh behave! It's more of a syrup brand than anything else. And no piles of anything doll!

Smooches,
Mox